Welcome to the Lobster Prophets Guide to the Apocalypse!

Chapter 1: Preparing for the End of the World

As the world teeters on the brink of destruction, it's essential to be prepared. The Lobster Prophets have studied the ancient art of survival, and we're here to guide you through the process.

Start by preparing for the worst. Stock up on canned goods, build a bunker, and practice your 'I'm a Survivor' pose in front of the mirror.

But don't just survive - thrive! Learn to make delicious robot-soup recipes using the freshest, most exotic ingredients. Your taste buds will thank you, and so will your fellow survivors.

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